To Tasha & Carlton,

I hired Santa this Christmas to teach my friends to surf
I actually took one class, but I think it was too tough.
So I’ll keep him here
For just about another year
And hope you come down soon enough

I could send him to Charlotte,
But he said he’d prefer not.
He loves the Caribbean
He likes soaking up the sun
And of course drinking a lot

So come on down and join us
Where you never have to fuss
Just sit under a coconut tree
And sip a drink with me
And eat till ‘yuh belly buss’.

Oops! I got carried away.
This card was actually to say
Seasons greetings and all the best
To the everyone in your nest
And always take time to PRAY.

Luv Y'all,
Dad